“And he squashed my slug. My slug called Sidley. So I threw him out.”
-Cassie.
Some of the worst analogies written by high school students.
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- normal teenagers when parents are away: PARTY, ALCOHOL, SEX
- me when parents are away: I CAN SING OUT LOUD AND EAT EVERYTHING
Putting on skinny jeans
- step one: right leg
- step two: left leg
- step three: wiggle
- step four: jump
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